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  • Russell (reading from a news story): “One parent who did not wish to be named…”
  • Matt: “One parent who did not wish to be named. Who was called ‘The Baby’… for life.”

❝If I’m a hypochondriac, why have I got actual symptoms?❞
(Matt Morgan (via russellbrandradioshow))


  • Russell: On eye tests, I don't think my contact lenses are strong enough, because I'm so good at the eye test, that I excel beyond the opticians diagnosis.
  • Matt: You shouldn't wear them in the eye test..
  • Russell: No what I'm saying is, you know that bottom line, I reckon I try so hard, that I do get more right than I should.
  • Matt: What you should do when you go in, is go and read it, remember it, and then when they put you in the position..
  • Russell: I'm not saying I want it to be a challenge, I'm saying I dont think my contact lenses are strong enough simply because of my will power when I'm in that eye test situation.
  • Matt: ....You've said this to me before you psychopath.

  • Matt: in Tomb Raider right the things you can operate are a slightly different colour to the rest of the game.you know in cartoons where you know he's going to pick up an object because it's coloured in different to the backdrop...
  • Russell: Yeah yeah...
  • Matt: So you can just look around for things that are a slightly different colour.
  • Russell: Right, well what you should probably do then Matt is get a social life.

  • Russell: Oi! Behave or I'll tell your mum what you're like!
  • Matt: I'll tell YOUR mum what YOU'RE like!
  • Russell: Don't tell her... she loves me that woman...

Remember when Trevor tried to claim Klaus Nomi was from Salford.

Ah, I do miss them…


Whenever I have to get up really early, I always think of Russell and Sharon’s little song to help them through the day:

“This will be all done, this will be all done
Soon we’ll all be back in bed
This will be all done, this will be all done
Soon we’ll all be nice and dead”


Yup.


coldwaterroom: fuckyeahmattmorgan: In that shop I got all baffled by everything and I thought, ‘I am a man who wears silver jackets!’ ‘I’m a slightly futuristic everyman’

coldwaterroom:

fuckyeahmattmorgan:

In that shop I got all baffled by everything and I thought, ‘I am a man who wears silver jackets!’

‘I’m a slightly futuristic everyman’

(Source: effyeahmattmorgan)


  • Russell: Matt, don't throw sticks!
  • Matt: I didn't throw it, I snapped it in half with sexual tension because you're so bloody charming!

MATT AND RUSS AND GEE ARE DOING THE RADIO SHOW AGAIN

favoriterocketship:

DID WE…

DID WE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THIS?

SO EXCITED.