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Russell: Matt, just before we came out we discussed the possibility of you doing a Willy Wonka style entrance.
Matt: Well it wasn’t a discussion, was it? I said, ‘Can I come on like Willy Wonka and pretend I’m ill?’, and then he just went…
Russell: He just put his head round my dressing room door, like something from the Muppet Show, and went ‘Mate, mate, shall I come on like Willy Wonka like I’m all ill, and then like, get better?’ and I went… I sort of just… I didn’t say no, but I meant no!
Matt: Oh, everything said no! The body language! ‘Get out!’
Russell: Do you wanna do it?
Matt: Well not now!
Russell: Do people wanna see Matt Morgan do his Willy Wonka style entrance?
Matthew: Oh come on…
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Russell: Our mansion’s got a bar in it. Matt works behind that bar, about 12 hours a day. He stands there, swilling down booze. He calls it Matt Moe’s. I’ve never known you work so hard! At anything, in all the time I’ve know you! I’ve known you 10 years, and I’ve never seen such dedication and commitment, other than in your made up world, where you run a pub called Matt Moe’s.
Matthew: Is it made up, or is it a real pub, in a house, where there’s actual customers?
Russell: When everyone else has gone to bed, I see you, standing there on your own, cleaning glasses! Having a pretend conversation with a cowboy ornament.
Matthew: …Geoff.
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Is there a Russell Brand radio show quote tumblr? If there isn’t, someone should make one.
Remember when Trevor tried to claim Klaus Nomi was from Salford.
Ah, I do miss them…
Whenever I have to get up really early, I always think of Russell and Sharon’s little song to help them through the day:
“This will be all done, this will be all done
Soon we’ll all be back in bed
This will be all done, this will be all done
Soon we’ll all be nice and dead”
Yup.
